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Jk rowling reveals why the dursleys dislike harry potter so much. Vernon stopped short, rather surprised that his nephew had voiced his next statement almost wordforword. Jk rowling reveals why the dursleys were so terrible to harry. We got a pretty good impression of the sort of person vernon dursley was right. The hottest day of the summer so far was drawing to a close and a drowsy silence lay over the large, square houses of privet drive. And if its your job to eat two frogs, its best to eat the biggest one first. After becoming americas foremost chronicler of female selfesteem issues through her emmy and peabodywinning comedy central sketch series. He used to live at 4 privet drive along with his wife and son for nearly twenty years until they were forced into hiding during the escalation of the second wizarding war. Sometimes its the roof, other times maybe a window wont lock, or perhaps its a leaky faucet. Nov 19, 2012 i love this poem and it suits many family occasions and celebrations. Although harry didnt know it, those binoculars had been a gift to vernon by his father before he had passed away, and now they were broken, destroyed and ruined, and it was all.

My alarm began to ring only a few short hours after id finally managed to fall asleep. Yep, you heard it were calling our subscribers nuggets nowtoday we made an animal jam skitmovie. I just simply said 10 more and he sat until they were written. It was worse than a time out, worse than taking something away for him. Vernon dursley bellowed as he slammed his front door shut. The shock of finding their orphaned nephew on the doorstep a little over a. He is a large, beefy man with very little neck and a bushy black mustache. His neck cracked as she began to bounce on his lap, and he moved his head back to observe the erotic sight. Dursley was moved to a seated position as a gag was placed in his mouth. Everyones favorite uncle tries to stop his evil nephew harry, from finding out about his limelight stealing destiny. Aunt petunia and uncle vernon seemed to feel that whenever dudley turned up was the right time to be home, and any time after that was much too late. Front rising fresh gifs woah reaction comics meals feedback.

After petunias sister lily and brotherinlaw, james potter, were killed by voldemort in their own home. Aj skit vernon dursley and the ungrateful nephew youtube. Just as he was about to go looking for the little freak, said freak scrambled quickly down the stairs, a halffolded sheet in his hands. When, in due course, vernon dursley proposed marriage, very correctly. If its your job to eat a frog, its best to do it first thing in the morning. Harry potter and the war within rewrite chamber of secrets. They were the last people youd expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didnt hold with such nonsense. The third film using the blake edwards and maurice richlin character and one of the weakest in the series, mainly because edwards was replaced by director yorkin and arkin took.

When cordelia chase falls into a coma, its up to xander harris to do everything he can to save her. Though there could be a hundred other explanations for their only surviving daughter ruth putnams behavior including her relationship with abigail, they find it more comforting to explain it as proof of witchcraft. Vernon dursley was an english muggle, husband of petunia evans, father of dudley and uncleinlaw of harry potter. Even harry seemed a little curious as to what it was that the man had done. The boy who lived mr and mrs dursley, of number four, privet drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. She didnt know how he was going to react but her gut was telling her to run away. Uncle vernon had threatened to lock harry in the shed if he came home after dudley ever again, so, stifling a yawn. French movie revenge is a thrilling catandmouse game. Whether its living in a house or an apartment, theres always something to be done or fixed. All i really wanted was to go back to bed, but i knew that it was time to get up. Uncle vernons voice now had an edge of warning to it, so harry gave the bedroom one last look before he pulled on his satchel, gripped the handle of his suitcase and made his way down stairs. Mr dursley attempts to ignore these oddities, but during his lunch break, he sees more such curiouslyclad people. Vernon dont stare at the tv like that itll damage your eyes. I want to see this dumbledore person and what harrys life is like now.

Then turning back to vernon dursley he cheekily said, you know, you really should do something about that temper of yours. Petunia said and vernon ignored her he could swear he could see something moving in the static. In the world of harry potter, petunia dursley is a muggle who loathes the wizarding world, including her nephew. I let out a little squeak of surprise as i slipped. Copy and paste the following code to link back to this work ctrl acmd a will select all, or use the tweet or tumblr links to share the work on your twitter or tumblr account. Harrys defiance to his command pushed dursley over the edge of rational behavior. And they are called inferi, not inferiors, harry couldnt help adding, growing more and more annoyed with vernons inability to read. What magic forced uncle vernon to suddenly let go of harry as. Dec 19, 2012 they got all the way through the soup and the salmon without a single mention of harrys faults. Vernon dursley was put away in prison for decades on various charges, not just for various kinds of harassment, but also for fraud and embezzlement, and to top it all off, child abuse and neglect, as well as failing to meet the order to produce his nephew before the court. Will include slash harry potter and the renascent seer, chapter 12 by gleefulmusings. Uncle vernon growled in irritation before grabbing and shoving the shabby suitcase in the boot of the taxi. Feeds him, puts a roof over his head, puts clothes on his back, and what thanks does he get. Jun 28, 2017 frankie fentons its not yet dark, a documentary on the life of director simon fitzmaurice, who was left paralysed and mute after developing motor neuron disease, opens with footage of the director being wheeled behind a screen playing the credits to a film.

Dudley pressed his nose against the glass and asked his father to make the snake move. Dursley, of number four, privet drive,were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. Putnam are convinced there is a supernatural explanation for all their dead babies. His son gets a tail, his sister gets inflated, his living room gets blown up, and in the end he has to go one the run, abandoning his home and job, to avoid being killed just for helping raise his wifes sisters child. It didnt take her long to piece things together and she instantly wished sirius was next to her. The screen flashed to static and vernon found himself staring at it. What if the dursleys were nice harry potter and the. Loyalty, dursley family, muggle world, keeping up appearances. They were muggles, and they had a very medieval attitude toward magic.

After driving up and down the entire length of the long fitzgerald road and seeing no sign of his runaway nephew, he came to the train station as his last resort. For the first time in weeks, vernon dursley felt warm. It is not the sequel to harry potter and the halfblood prince. Harry did not doubt that speech would return to him, and soon the vein pulsing in his uncles temple was reaching danger point but something about dumbledore seemed to have robbed him temporarily of breath.

Rowling explains that the reason vernon treated harry poorly stems in. With the help of a few friends, he finds hope halfway across the world. Mrs williams watched, through her office window, as vernon and petunia got out of their car. Humor is subjective, but all posts must at least make an attempt at humor. Vernon dursley and the ungrateful nephew, from a cracked mag list of photoshopped great movies from the perspective of minor characters posters harry potter fan theories harry potter love harry potter fandom harry potter universal harry potter memes harry potter tumblr funny potter facts voldemort death hunger games. Doyle looked askance at vernon dursley, who was frozen in time as he kicked his nephew into the cupboard under the stairs. Ever wonder what it was that the dursleys had against their nephew. Uncle vernon, aunt petunia, and their son, dudley, were harrys only living relatives. As the minimum age for reddit access is years old, posts which are intentionally disruptive, inane, or nonsensical will be removed 2.

The dursleys were all watching the screen with intent. Vernon dursley slammed his car to a stop in a nonparking zone at the train station. Petunia dursley, the sister of harrys mother, and her husband vernon take their nephew in when his parents are murdered, raising him. The escape of the brazilian boa constrictor earned harry his longestever punishment. Muggles guide to harry pottercharactersvernon dursley. Harry potter or vernon dursley and the ungrateful nephew humour. Lilys hands went to his shoulders, bracing herself, and she raised herself, on her knees, until half of her sons cock was now sat outside of the velvet sheathe, and he grinned at her, leaning back. The table cracked up the middle and marges chair splintered. I groaned as i rolled over in the bed, trying to force myself to get up.

See more ideas about harry potter, harry potter memes and harry potter fandom. Vernons voice trailed off as he pulled out his broken pair of binoculars, cracked and useless from harrys dreadful afternoon, and his eyes widened in shock and fury. Magical ropes appeared, and bound vernon dursley from head to toe. Dursley, of number four privet drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.

He is the nephew of marge dursley and the son of vernon dursley and. This was my first attempt at movie maker so the sound editing is quite poor. While its prime audience is children aged 8 to about 11, the story has enough depth to make it a satisfying, if short, read for even teenaged. Upon his arrival, lupin looked over and saw him and smiled. Vernon dursley was an english muggle, husband of petunia evans, father of dudley and. According to mrs williams notes these would be vernon and petunia dursley and the two children in the back of car, one very large and the other rather scrawny would be dudley dursley and harry potter, nephew and resident of the dursley household. The first book in the harry potter series, harry potter and the philosophers stone or harry potter and the sorcerers stone in the us is written from the pointofview of the 11yearold harry potter. The tv flicked back onto a movie a face staring at the screen back at vernon and he shot back as it yelled. Vernon dursley had been woken in the early hours of the morning by a loud, hooting noise from his nephew harrys room. Uncle vernon had threatened to lock harry in the shed if he came home after dudley ever again, so, stifling a yawn, and still scowling, harry set off towards the park gate. Once, aunt petunia, tired of harry coming back from the barbers looking as though. Hermione granger, hogwarts, lord voldemort, daniel radcliffe.

Cars that were usually gleaming stood dusty in their drives and lawns that were once emerald green lay parched and yellowing. Dont you say yes in that ungrateful tone, its damn good of vernon and petunia to keep you. In fact, he is about as muggle as a person can get. Vernon dursley, with a bruised jaw and sad eyes, stared down at petunia. I know the prophecy and i know how harry was raised. Rowling, harry potter and the sorcerers stone tags. A quick note about pieces of a soul as my regular readers will know, pieces of a soul, while a seventhyear fic, does not exactly follow canon. The boy who lived wikibooks, open books for an open world. A family anonymous a family is a place to cry, and laugh and vent frustrations to ask for help, to tease and yell to be touched and hugged and smiled at.

Vernon dursley notices strange events on his way to work. Muggles guide to harry pottercharactersvernon dursley wikibooks. Ctrl acmd a will select all, or use the tweet or tumblr links to share the work on your twitter or tumblr account. By the time he was allowed out of his cupboard again, the summer holidays had started and dudley had already broken his new video camera, crashed his remote control airplane, and, first time out on his racing bike, knocked down old mrs. Harry potter and the philosophers stone wikibooks, open. Sink into your eyes sink into your eyes a harryginny. Lucy walker quotes from i love great locations in movies, and i couldnt believe id never seen a landfill on screen before. Roaring, he leapt from his chair, heading towards harry with murder in his eyes. He was loath to admit but, for a while, a part of him had wondered if it had been because of the responsibilityladen change that he was still adapting to in his life. When he got to the bottom of the stairs, he saw a very redfaced uncle vernon shouting at calm and almost amused looking remus lupin. Albus dumbledore brought vernons nephew harry to little whinging. He yelled when the ungrateful little freak didnt show up in front of him instantly. In fact the face looked so inhuman that petunia screamed out and dudley fumbled to change the channel.

Vernon dursley quick pushed an envelope into the cushion beside his leg and tried to give a relaxed smile from under his walrus moustache. Somerset maugham quotes from my own belief is that there is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror. From the beginning she hated the fact lily was special with magic and petunia was not. Sep 12, 20 this pin was discovered by natalie sanders. Petunia evans, forever embittered by the fact that her parents seemed to.

And today, he is calm, cool, collected and college educated. Deprived of the need to shout this last statement, he nodded a bit feebly. He had woken that november morning and found that the anxiety that had been weighing him down for so long had disappeared. He finally cracked one sunday when a veritable flood of letters came pouring down.

Harry potter or vernon dursley and the ungrateful nephew this is super funny, itss how vernon dursley sees the harry potter films vernon dursley and the ungrateful nephew, from a cracked mag list of photoshopped great movies from the perspective of minor characters posters. The three stared wideeyed at the screen before vernon went for the plug and yanked it out. A family is people who care when you are sad who love you. As i rolled towards the edge of the bed, it came up a little faster than i had thought that it would. Mr dursley was the director of a firm called grunnings, which. Dear regular readers at this point, you may skip the rest of my note and continue under the break with chapter 1 of. Vernon dursley is the husband of harrys aunt petunia. My teeth, i mean almost all of them, have cracked off. Carl hart quotes from i had a grandmother who was really strong, who doted on me, who wanted to make sure that i didnt go off the beaten path, although i did. Dudley furious and caused him to throw his playstation out of a window. She was angry and jealous of heryes but never truly hated her.